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THE KICK-ASS STORY OF THE CHRISTMAS MOOSE

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THE CHRISTMAS MOOSE IS LIKE NO OTHER
TO MOST ALL PEOPLE HE'S PRACTICALLY A BROTHER
HE FLIES AT NIGHT WITH HIS WINGS
AND WITH BEAUTY AND GRACE HE SINGS
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL SONG LIKE THE SIRENS VOCATION
ONCE IT'S SUNG IT’S A BEAUTIFUL SENSATION
ALL ENJOY IT AND ALL COME ABOUT
TO HEAR HIS JOY FROM HIS WONDERFUL SNOUT
HE TELLS OF ALL THE BATTLES HE FOUGHT
ALL THE TALES OF GOODNESS AND HAPPINESS HE BROUGHT
HE MADE IT SEEM SO NICE AND LOVING
WHEN IN FACT IT WAS DEVIOUS AND CUNNING
HE ONCE SNUCK UP ON SANTA DEEP WHERE HE DWELLS
TO ASK HELP FOR A BOY WHO CAME FROM HELL
MISERY AND SADNESS TOOK THE LAND
SO HE ASKED SANTA TO LEND HIM A HAND
SO SANTA SAID WELL I SUPPOSE
ILL GIVE YOU WINGS TO HELP THE MOROSE
SO AWAY THE WINGED MOOSE FLEW
TO HELP THE BOY AND ALL HIS PEOPLE TO
HE WENT WITHY A MERRY AND BEAUTIFUL GLEE
TO HELP ALL THE PEOPLE HE COULD SEE
HE FORGOT THE BOY ON HIS VOYAGE OF HELP
SO THE BOY GREW ANGRY OF HIS FORGOTTEN YELP
THE BOY SWORE A VENGEANCE "OH YOU'LL SEE"
ILL TEACH PEOPLE NOT TO FORGET ABOUT ME
SO THE BOY GREW UP TEEN, THEN MAN
IT WAS THEN THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND
HIS VENGEANCE STILL SOWN IN HIS HEART
HE WENT NORTH TO TAKE VENGEANCE WITH AN ART
A CLEVER TORTURE HE DESIGNED
ONE EVIL AND GREAT OF MIND
THE POOR MOOSE WAS SEARCHING THE LAND
STILL HELPING ALL TRAVELING MAN
THE BOY CAME TO SEE HIS FORGETFUL MOOSE
HE FLEW OVER HIM WITH WINGS LIKE A GOOSE
HE PAST HIM IN UNDER A MINUTE
THAT WAS IT HE REACHED HIS LIMIT
HE GOT HIS HAND ON AN OLD CROSS BOW
LOADED IT WAS READY TO GO
HE HUNTED THE MOOSE ALWAYS SO NEAR
THE MOOSE UNAWARE FLEW HERE AND THEN HERE
THERE HE WAS THE MOOSE IN SIGHT
IT WAS ON A MOONLESS NIGHT
HE AIMED HIS BOW READY TO SHOOT
IT WAS THEN THE MOOSE HEARD A CAHOOT
HE TURNED HIS HEAD AND SURPRISED AT WHAT HE SAW
A FULL GROWN MAN ONCE SO SMALL
IN HIS HAND AN ARROW HE SHOT
UNLUCKY HE WAS AND HIS BLOOD WAS HOT
THE BOY RAN TO THE MOOSE VENGEANCE AT LAST
HE RAN QUICK AND HE RAN FAST
IT WAS THEN THE MOOSE SPOKE I'M SORRY
I FORGOT YOU IN MY HURRY
I WISH I COULD HEAL YOU SCARED HEART
THEN THE MOOSE DIED AND ENTERED THE DARK
THE BOY SAT THERE A FEW DAYS
THINKING ON WHAT HE BE LAID
THEN HE PICKED UP THE CORPSE AND WENT TO THE POLE
THE ONE WE CALL SANTA'S HOLE
HE ASKED SANTA FOR HIS HAND
TO HELP HIS WOUNDED FRIEND
SANTA SAID WELL I GUESS
THOUGH HIS ANNOYANCE HE SUPPRESSED
HE BROUGHT THE MOOSE BACK TO LIFE WITH A PUSH OF HIS NOSE
AND THEN THE MOOSE'S BODY BEGAN TO GLOW
IT FILLED UP THE POLE WHILE IT SHAMISHED
THEN WHEN IT DIMMED THE BOY HAD VANISHED
THE MOOSE SEARCHED FOR HIM BUT NEVER HE FOUND
THE BOY WHO SHOT HIM TO THE GROUND
SO GOT OVER IT HE DID
AND STOPPED LOOKING FOR THE KID
NOW THE MOOSE CAN'T FLY FOR THE PIERCE IN HIS WINGS
EXCEPT THE WEEKS WE EXPECT SAINT NICKS SWINGS
THEN THE WINGS HEALS
AND BETTER HE FEELS
HE MAY FLY THROUGH THE SEASON
SPREADING JOY AND DESTROYING REASON
THAT MY FRIENDS, IS THE YULETIDE TALE
OF THE BOY THAT MADE ME ALE
AND THEN THE MOOSE FLEW AWAY
HE WAS FOREVER LOST IN HIS SWAY
NEVER SEEN AGAIN HE WAS
LOSES ALL HIS FANS HE DOES
ALL WAS FORGOTTEN NO ONE REMEMBERS
IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS 20 DECEMBERS
ALL WAS FORGOTTEN HE HAD NO HEIRS
ALL WAS FORGOTTEN AND NOBODY CARES
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